Maybe all that nasty publicity over their workers suing them for wages and the CEO talking about cutting hours to avoid paying for health care hurt them. I hope. » 9/20/13 3:48pm 9/20/13 3:48pm

Wait, the kids are trollops, but the parents acted like that, too? Are they post-trollops? And is it the kids' fault they don't have fathers in their lives? That seems like piling on. » 9/20/13 12:28pm 9/20/13 12:28pm

I ate lunch at a senior citizens place. When dessert came, it was red gelatin. All of the old people put ranch dressing on it. I was alarmed and asked someone who worked there, and she just shrugged and said "That's how they like it." Holy cats. Ranch dressing on jell-o. » 9/20/13 12:05am 9/20/13 12:05am

I'm a vegetarian and have been for almost 30 years. But when a handsome Spanish man offered me a sliver of jamon iberico at a food festival, I took it and ate it with great pleasure. Because COME ON. » 9/19/13 5:20pm 9/19/13 5:20pm

You're one of the most beautiful women in the world. You imagine a life of glamor, international travel and fame. And then some asshole paints your face like a dog and slaps ears on your head. » 9/18/13 5:53pm 9/18/13 5:53pm